these adventures in solitude never done

My name is Elena, and I'm a level 19 Ninja with +20 Charisma.

I WANNA BANG ROBERT PLANT


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"Nice girl you have there!"

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druuuuuuunk


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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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"Violence does not always take visible form, and not all wounds gush blood."

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via ugh)

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astrotheology:

"Have you fantasized about killing me?"

"Yes."

"How would you do it?"

(via hannibalmorelikecannibal)


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#omfg #hannibal

franksaysblog:

Legendary

franksaysblog:

Legendary

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In the delivery room 

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via chickennuggetpower)


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hatfullofwhy:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(via volcanoseason)


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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

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