[rolls off bed half asleep] parkour
The Wreath of Khan
i can’t believe that i had to come to campus at 10am to take a 50 question final that i finished in literally under 10 minutes like what
why does running an unsuccessful blog take up so much time????
later is the best time to do anything
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
i just have this huge overpowering feeling that i completely fucked everything up this semester and it’s not even me being dramatic there’s a serious possibility that i may be failing two classes and i just want the grades to come out already but at the same time i don’t want to know and just jfc i’m in panic mode like if this is how my first fucking show of college is going to be then what’s even the fucking point
god i’m so sorry this is whiny and embarrassing the only thing i’ve ever had going for me is that i’m supposed to be the smart one but i’ve somehow managed to throw that away too
WHERE IS THIS AND WHY WAS I NOT INVITED?!
how i learned to suck dick
me: “i hate everyone”
someone: “haha except me lmao”
future kids: mom, what was 2013 like??
me: ahhh, the year of luigi……