i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
How I spent my time at Pompeii today
You’re killing Gavin.
“War … war never changes.”
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
You know you sang it in your head.
I sang it in my head holy shit
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
walk up in the club like what up everybody its geoff from achievement hunter and youre watching ahwu
"You used to ride me like that" :(