these adventures in solitude never done

My name is Elena, and I'm a level 19 Ninja with +20 Charisma.

I WANNA BANG ROBERT PLANT


plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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posted 10 hours ago with 12,794 notes (originally from plantbot-deactivated20140901)
#about me #sad but true #fat

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posted 10 hours ago with 441,805 notes (originally from jesus-frankenstein)

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

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posted 10 hours ago with 34,314 notes (originally from threelisabeth)

"I have lived a thousand lives, seen a million wonders and survived what threatens heroes. Can you say the same?"

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posted 10 hours ago with 7,864 notes (originally from countdown-to-chaos)

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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posted 10 hours ago with 33,525 notes (originally from sexbangs)
#ME #I AM SO READY FOR FALL

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

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posted 10 hours ago with 86,970 notes (originally from slimydad)

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

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posted 10 hours ago with 92,026 notes (originally from best-of-memes)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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posted 10 hours ago with 268,101 notes (originally from enraptored)

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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posted 11 hours ago with 95,646 notes (originally from thebsdboys)

TOMORROW IS SEPTEMBER 2ND AND IT’S GOING TO BE 91 DEGREES

THIS SHIT IS NOT REAL.


posted 11 hours ago with 1 note
#GIVE ME FALL #GODDAMNIT

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

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posted 11 hours ago with 391,985 notes (originally from pythonprincen)
#I WANT IT TO BE FALL #PRETTY PLEASE #GIVE IT TO ME

theladydiva:

~ FF Verse/KH Verse ( Part II ) ☆ ~

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posted 12 hours ago with 1,383 notes (originally from theladydiva)
#AURON MY LOVE #COME TO ME #FINAL FANTASY #KH

sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

Shop

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posted 12 hours ago with 45,374 notes (originally from sosuperawesome)

shotarokaneda:

FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling

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posted 12 hours ago with 16,552 notes (originally from superstreetfighter2turbohdremix)

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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posted 12 hours ago with 16,208 notes (originally from flatbootyvevo)