Most adorable thing ever
girls don’t care about how tall u are. girls don’t care about how hot your body is or how well u dress or how soft ur hair is. girls care about one thing and one thing only.
i just torrented stripes and ghostbusters 1 & 2. when i come home i’m going to marathon them and be in all my feels and cry a lot.
Always Sunny. Always.
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
i want to go to my guitar class but i also don’t want to go to my guitar class i’m in the middle of a giant dilemma here what do i doooooooooo
My ex-girlfriends disturbing sense of humor
people who smile in selfies are not to be trusted, what are you smiling about? what is there to be happy about? you fucking communist
“I do absolutely nothing [in my free time]. I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a mustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.”