there can only be one
'pay attention to children they know more about love and fright than you do'
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
Have you considered haunting an Opera House.
reblog if u want to go on a perfect date like this
avengers 2 sypnosis:
- everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
- clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
my nose is cold
put it in the oven
seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour
what i wouldn’t give to be a conventionally attractive skinny white girl